Words to Live By

[fredericks]

"Judge not, lest ye get caught with a big booty ho."

Ah yes. Is that in the Bible? If not, it should be. It's been running through my head for about the last week. I love "I Love the 80's". "I Love the 70's", not so much though.

Aisha Tyler is now officially my TV girlfriend. It's a tie between Hal Sparks and Lee Tergesen for my TV boyfriend. Polyamory and free love, babee. Gotta love it.

Overtime - why the hell can't I get a song with my name referenced in it? Y'all remember that gem "Aisha" from the late 80's, early 90's? Who sang that again? "I couldn't stay out that late/my momma told me to be home by 9/Ai-sha/You were the girl that I never had/and I want to get to know you better..." Damn. I'm drawing a blank. It's going to bother me all night. Argh.

Double Overtime - I'm washing the dishes and humming the parts of the song I can remember and then, out of the blue, I think "ABC". Sort of a non-sequitur I think, at first, but then it comes to me - Another Bad Creation. The brainchild of Mike Bivens from Bell Biv Devoe and New Edition (cue fangirl scream) . Ah yes, 80's and early 90's R&B. For those times when you just wanna get your old skool freak on.

Remember Ralph Tresvant, y'all? And "Sensitivity"? "You need a man with sensitivity/ a man like me". Well, da-yum. Just put it all out there, love. It was such a unique love song. He wasn't all bump and grind like his fellow New Edition alums (Bobby "Crackhead" Brown, I'm looking your way). And BBD humping the water in that video...did their mothers ever see them doing that?

Oh man, I'm just in another world tonight. La lala la la.

Comments

[gorzo.livejournal.com]

I will fight you to the death for the TV-date rights to Aisha Tyler! TO THE DE- ooh! Lauren Graham!

Can't say I know the song. For some reason, that makes me very happy.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

Wow

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

I just spent a good 10 minutes perusing that site, and I've got to say - someone had way too much time on his/her hands. The "cat woman" I can remember from a while back. I showed my brother her picture and he sort of "eeked" and said I was going to give him nightmares. Good job, D.

And, dude, my TV girlfriend is so much hotter than your TV girlfriend. Like, hotter to the n-th degree. So, nah. : P

Ha!

[gorzo.livejournal.com]

I submit THESE as refutement:

http://www.s515.com/LG/lauren8tvguide3.jpg

http://www.sagawards.com/images/red_carpet_8/Lauren_Graham.jpg

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/1/1/79-8617-sm.jpg

Take THAT, naysayer!

And I just knew you'd dig that link.

[kateelvellon.livejournal.com]

Awwww but I liked Bobby Brown~

It's myyyy perogative... I can do what I wanna do...

That's a big word for a little boy, perogative...

lalala!