Ha ha, hells no

[fredericks]

This is so friggin' hilarious I just had to post it. And I should go on the record as saying I'm nothing like him at all. The peanut gallery may refrain from speaking.


If there's some Jack in you anywhere, he's probably
not hiding; anyone who's seen the show on which
he is so lovingly featured will tell you he
makes his presence felt wherever he goes. And
that presence is about as stereotypically gay
as they come. Are you sure you're not actually
a gay man? If not, perhaps you should give it a
try; you may find it quite comfortable.


Who's your inner gay man?
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Hooray! I'm . . . some guy!!

[gorzo.livejournal.com]

I swear, I don't know what I'd do without having your quizzes to take. *G*


Congrats, you've got a little Rufus in you! Raised
on opera and his mother's show-biz sensibility,
Rufus is a master songwriter and performer.
Though prone to excess and moodiness, his off-
kilter sense of humor and fashion and his
radiant presence make him a joy to be around.
Don't be ashamed; if this still small voice
speaks up within you (with a bit of a slur and
a lisp), listen up! He could make you a star.


(http://quizilla.com/users/dresdenia/quizzes/Who's%20your%20inner%20gay%20man%3F/)

Re: Hooray! I'm . . . some guy!!

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Dammit, dammit DAMMIT! I wanted to be Rufus!

Wanna switch? Think you can pull off "nelly queen" while I tackle "lithe songbird"?

Or do you have no idea what I'm talking about? *grin*

Re: Hooray! I'm . . . some guy!!

[gorzo.livejournal.com]

Why not? It's sure to be as accurate as I just arbitrarily picked answers anyway since none of the ones offered really fit. (for example, I *THINK* I might have a paisley bandana, and the only reason that I know what "paisley" even is is that I asked a friend of mine what that pattern on her shirt was called last week.) At any rate, I'm not so sure I have an inner gay man so much as an inner lesbian. Unfortunately, that restrictive repressive patriarchal test did not offer THAT as an option, the sexists.