"This is my line. This is eternal."

[fredericks]

I need. A lot. Friends, time, money. I want the same.
Making friends for me isn't hard. Keeping them is the deal breaker. Not that I intend to whine about this. I'm fairly certain I've surpassed my whine quota for the month.

This afternoon was my Microbiology Final. I was fashionably underprepared and got predictably laced by the 100 question monster. I've found during my brief tenure at Hunter that less is more; unlike my other school, here I can sort of skim over the material and pull an A-. Of course, that's only applicable when the exams don't have the plague of non-studiers, "all of the above/none of the above". And even THAT'S tolerable when the "A & B, A & C" etc options aren't thrown in. Gah. So broken.

On the plus side, the Anatomy bulletin board seems to have been left mod-less so people are posting utter shiite. One of those things being a 36 reply (and growing!) post titled "LET'S GANG BANG GOMEZ", on, well, engaging in group sex with my Micro professor. Personally he's not my cup of tea. He's around 5'7", 5'8", with tamed brown hair and a smallish frame. I...nothing. Doesn't do it for me*. But it would seem I'm in the minority. Some choice replies:

• One of the options for question 101 should've been "I want you Jim. I HAVE TO HAVE YOU!!! NOW!!!"
  
  
• by Tetracycline, posted on 5/23/2005 at 21:22.
  OH HES FUCKABLE ALRIGHT!
  
  
• i want to rub his glan penis,
  kiss him all over his face and neck, and his sexy lips...
  hugging him tight....
  i wish he kiss me in return too :D
  He is so gentle, kind, pure.....and innocent .............
  
  
• a comment like yours could only come from a girl. a guy wouldn't write something sexual and then add "i want to hold him tight"
  that's so cute....i cant... :)
  yah, if I didn't waste so much at hunter already, and if he taught other classes, i'd take them just to see him.
  what a loser i am, haha.
  
  
• Yep... man..i do found jim very attractive...IT's the pure feelings he gave to me every monday and thursday afternoon....
  what the hell he is doing by wearing red polo shirt and jeans on the final exam, while he dress up like he is working in the office at other time????
  Is he trying to melt our heart?? :/
  
  
• by he's trying to..., posted on 5/24/2005 at 0:15.
  make you horny and give you tachycardia
  
  
• oh my parasympathetic stimulations are perking up. and i just got an education
  
  
• ahm havin his baby in januairy. so no 'mo skool fo me, juz child support n welfair! holla @ yo ho.

It's the vague scientific naming for everything that kills me. That and the fact that we're all freaking the hell out over the upcoming Anatomy final (in t-minus 12 hours). And I highly doubt all that was the handiwork of one person: a number of the girls in my Micro lab asked our instructor if Gomez was single "because he's so cute! ::annoying giggle::". Kids. Man.

Still debating whether I should take my Nutrition final. As is, if I don't take it I'll get a B+ in the class and I'll have more time to rest up for my Ethics final later that evening. I'll flip a coin, maybe.

My father's going back to work next week. My brother, upon hearing, did an extended booty dance in the kitchen. I wish I'd had a camera on hand. I need more blackmail material.

Now, if you'll pardon me, I have to get back to urinalysis.

*I realized when I re-read the description that it could fit for Hal Sparks as well. How to explain the inconsistency? one might ask. To which I say: Gomez ain't Hal.
Fin.

Comments

[devoosha.livejournal.com]

he probably doesn't have Hal's beautiful smile and twinkly-crinkly eyes :)

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Heh. That might be it. I always like a good smile.

See, what's really off-putting about the man to be is that his jokes are really lame, his hair constantly looks *off* (I can't help thinking to myself "If he just put a little moisturizer and about two minutes of brushing into it he'd look so much better"), and he stammers quite a bit during lecture. The last quibble isn't fair, seeing as he does hold class in front of 200 students in a largish lecture hall, but I at least expect more confidence. Maybe his hotness factor increases when there are less people around. ::shrug::

[gorzo.livejournal.com]

So you fantasize about rubbing Hal's "glan penis?"

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

DUDE!

Like, no. I don't work that way.

[gorzo.livejournal.com]

Heehee!

[deathmonkey06.livejournal.com]

Duuuuuuude. Weird. Haha. I'd be your friend, since you're essentially just...well...older me. Haha. I might move back to NY...we'll see. Haha.