The lazy woman's guide to meals

Here's how you get out of not wanting to go to do the grocery to pick up milk for your breakfast cereal: sleep your way through to lunch, when you won't feel so bad about making a chicken sandwich for your first meal of the day.

Joy.

Also lazy +1? Leaving spoiled milk in the fridge, so others may partake of the wonder that is curdled coffee and/or berry O's.