The upshot

[fredericks]

Periodically I feel moved to walk around carrying three placards that I can pull out when I'm too annoyed to bother speaking. They would say, in no particular order:

1. "Shut the fuck up"
2. "It's not always about you"
and
3. "Shit happens"

As it is this silence thing is only taking me so far.

Comments

[darker-one.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me. And may I suggest "Go over there now." as a 4th card?

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Excellent suggestion! Although a nice kick in the rear might suffice. If I'm pissed off enough to have to pull out three placards I don't know if would have patience enough to actually reach down for a fourth.