OR, "stupid life".

[fredericks]

I stepped on the scale this morning as a form of punishment, because I woke up feeling like a complete butterball who is due, thanks to the genetic D&D die thrown for me when I was just a mote in my folk's eyes, to be hit with diabetes, high blood pressure, stroke, and/or alcohol addiction somewhere down the line. I wanted the number to jump up from the display and mock me. It obliged: I'm at my lowest weight in at least two years. Funny, 'cuz I don't feel like I am. I'm still a bit at a loss.

Comments

[alicetheowl.livejournal.com]

Congrats on losing the weight, though!

[darker-one.livejournal.com]

I love it when that happens! Weight loss without effort= good times.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Yes, but then it throws me outta wack. When I really am meticulous with watching what I eat the scale doesn't budge, but when I'm casual about things I get results. It's counterintuitive.