Ye Gods!

[fredericks]

The handheld pulsating showerhead in our upstairs bathroom has been removed and is scheduled to be replaced by one of those stationary run-of-the-mill ones.



A moment of silence, please, for the death of my current sex life.

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[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

*Bursts into tears during the eulogy*

Aww

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

There, there, love. It's alright. They just don't make pulsating handheld showerhead stands like they used to.

Wait, am I comforting *you*? I'm the one with the pathetic lovelife and bereft of wet and wild fun in the future.

*bawls*