Ye Gods!

[fredericks]

The handheld pulsating showerhead in our upstairs bathroom has been removed and is scheduled to be replaced by one of those stationary run-of-the-mill ones.



A moment of silence, please, for the death of my current sex life.

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[devoosha.livejournal.com]

*plays Taps*

My condolences

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

*Bursts into tears during the eulogy*

[gorzo.livejournal.com]

*Plays a mournful rendition of "Amazing Grace" on the bagpipes*

[urbanspell.livejournal.com]

*silent*

Ya know...

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

I was expecting you to make at least one crack about bunnies. You've proven me wrong, and for that I am humbled.

That line about the boobies in your other reply, though...*grin*

Thank you

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Thank you, my friend. It's so very very comforting to know people care that I won't be able to really "wind down" after a hard day's work in the future.

Aww

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

There, there, love. It's alright. They just don't make pulsating handheld showerhead stands like they used to.

Wait, am I comforting *you*? I'm the one with the pathetic lovelife and bereft of wet and wild fun in the future.

*bawls*

Dude...

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

You can start talking now.

*grin*