Sweet Jesus
Nov. 28th, 2005 11:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fredericksMy menstrual cramps were so bad last night that I dreamt I was in labor. No frakking joke. I remember lying in the hospital bed with my someone next to me, perhaps the guy who'd knocked me up although I can't recall the face at the moment, and I was getting pissed because the "contractions" were coming relatively infrequently so I knew I wasn't dilating much. I ended up getting up and walking around the hospital with the irrational fear in the back of my head that I'd suddenly dilate the full 10cm and my baby would plop his/her way out on the nicely polished marble floor. Things fastforwarded to the delivery where I was freaking out about "pushing through the tearing" [ladies will know what I'm talking about, the gents can think about what's coming out from where and figure things out...don't you wish you could have babies now?] and then, I had a baby. A baby girl. A precocious talking baby girl whom I fed with a sippy cup. Yeah.
No more OB studying for me, I tell you what.
No more OB studying for me, I tell you what.
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Date: 2005-11-28 08:35 pm (UTC)I hope I don't have a dream like that. Freakay!
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Date: 2005-11-29 06:15 am (UTC)I totally forgot you work in an OB/GYN office. Let's hope you aren't forced to assist in an impromptu delivery.