- Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a sports journalist just like Ralph Wiley . A great article on Kobe Bryant's dilemma (not that I give two shits, but it's good for a laugh at someone else's expense).
- People that don't wash should not be allowed into the computer lab, and they definitely shouldn't be allowed to sit next to me. I put up with enough of that in the subway, thank you very much.
- I sincerely hope "tap that ass" finds its way into the Oxford English Dictionary in the near future. I might be late by, oh, a few years, but I'm picking up on the lingo (as the kids say), and that phrase is off the meat rack. Fo' shizzle.