Yes, I steal

[fredericks]

As seen on lotsa friend's pages - feel free to assuage my curiousity: If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

I spent an hour in Ms. Maddow's presence and now I'm completely besotted. I should have listened to y'all sooner.

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[orpheus78.livejournal.com]

Stealing bags of goldfish from the Super Walmart.

For shame.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

They sell pets there? because I loathe those crackers.

[orpheus78.livejournal.com]

Some dude was once bragging about how he was sticking it to Walmart by stealing goldfish, which are easy to steal since they don't have those security electronic thingies.

I personally have never seen any goldfish being sold at Walmart, but if some wacky dude said it on a random message board, then it MUST be true. ;)

[anoel.livejournal.com]

Isn't she the best? I am besotted right there with you.

Doing drugs. Haha not that I think you'd actually do them but just cause you watch The Wire ;)

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Completely. It's not even like I think her show is novel or full of content that I just can't miss, but that when she starts laughing over the stupidity going on with that twist of her mouth and that little twinkle in her eye I just lose myself. I think next time I'll watch with the volume up higher.

Doing drugs. Haha not that I think you'd actually do them but just cause you watch The Wire ;)
In that case it'd prolly be selling drugs. You can become a magnate after learning strategy from that show.

[raptorgirl.livejournal.com]

Punching a stupid person.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Assault with intent to improve the community. I can see that happening.

[sternel.livejournal.com]

Impersonating a nun, of course.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

I made a *damn* good nun. I can live with that one.

[wyldemusick.livejournal.com]

Busted for the failure to predict what form of criminality afflicts your friends, online or otherwise.

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

To my eternal shame.

[captainschlumpy.livejournal.com]

I can't actually even picture you breaking the law! How lame is that? It will be one day, when you are reading very bad and cheesy slave fic and you snap, flinging the book off a tall building and, in an ironic twist of fate, hit the author with the book as she visits friends in the city. Yeah, that's it!

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

I can't actually even picture you breaking the law! How lame is that?
Ha. It just means I'm really transparent.

And what you described? Justifiable homicide. Any judge or jury would let me walk free.