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Yes, I am going to hell. No stop in purgatory for me.

So I'm sitting in Mass this morning and Father is saying some blessing or another, and he ends with "Jesus Christ" (per usual, nothing out of the ordinary) and for some bizarre I immediately flash back to the Frasier episode where Niles ends up playing Jesus in a performance of "Jesus Christ Superstar". That's the one where Frasier is dating this Jewish woman and she decides to bring her mom over to see him, but she tells her mom that Frasier is Jewish (but of course). To add to the hijinks, it's around Christmas time, so the Crane apartment is just chock-full of symbols of the season - lights, tinsel, Christmas tree, etc etc. So Frasier's dad (?) ends up hastily dumping all this stuff in the closet right before the woman brings her mother over. He's giving his girlfriend's mom the tour of his apartment and takes her to the back (off screen), and (of course) Niles comes in dressed as Jesus Christ because he needs to use the restroom (the play was somewhere in the complex). Frasier and the mom re-emerge from the back. Frasier faces the bathroom and the mother faces him, so she has no view of what's going on back there. All of a sudden Niles comes out of the restroom and Frasier exclaims "JESUS CHRIST!", cracking my shit the EFF up. All of that went through my mind in, like, .09 seconds while we were kneeling. Couldn't help it. I held in laughter like I'd never held in laughter before.

Oh man. Remember when Frasier used to be good?
Remember when I used to pay full attention in church? :/

Neither do I.