Funny "ha ha"
Jun. 22nd, 2008 11:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Okay, pet peeve: fic that has characters intubated one day and then discharged home with absolutely no problems the next day. Seriously? Does Google-Fu not work anymore? On the same page, any h/c out there with crazy outrageous medical conditions/injuries being inflicted on poor hapless fictional beings that miraculously recover with nary a scratch. And please *don't* get me started on the magical cock/pussy phenomenon. Srsly.
And, since I'm perched up here high on my 'box, can we *please* strike the phrase "I want you in me" and all the variations of it *out* of the fic writer's toolbox? No. No. Dear God in heaven, no. I can (and do) tolerate your changes in POV, but there are limits.
Summary: a) Research is your friend. b) Laying on of hands, not of sexual organs.
That is all.
And, since I'm perched up here high on my 'box, can we *please* strike the phrase "I want you in me" and all the variations of it *out* of the fic writer's toolbox? No. No. Dear God in heaven, no. I can (and do) tolerate your changes in POV, but there are limits.
Summary: a) Research is your friend. b) Laying on of hands, not of sexual organs.
That is all.