A fair and nuanced review

[fredericks]

Ninja Assassin is an awful movie. An awful, AWFUL movie. I mean, the thing is truly dreadful and deserves to only be shown to drunk and/or high folks at midnight showings across the country for the full MST3K experience.

In conclusion: homg, so bad!

Comments

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

I think movies like this might end up being Rain's niche, as his English still comes across as being learned phonetically and his delivery is not so great. He needs to find one that's well-written to shine. Maybe. Wasn't he in one of the Fast and Furious movies? Hmm.